LIFE'S A BITCH , NOW SO AM I .
COMMITCRIME
BASICS
First off, hi! Hi! This is an indie roleplay/writing blog. I'm Mari, your local Martial Arts nerd. I’m over 21, I am a woman that uses she/her pronouns, and I live in the US (CST). Full transparency, I have ADHD, OCD, an anxiety disorder, major depressive disorder, and recurrent anemia, all of which may affect my activity IC or OOC at any time. Basically I'm a Mess™ please forgive me, ily <3.
This blog will be low activity for the most part. My main priority is my Tory and I'm usually hanging out on that blog when I'm not doing things here. I might be slow answering DMs and responding to things here because of that, sorry! If it's something urgent, reach me on my main blog or through my discord, if you have it.
DISCLAIMER: This blog exists purely for personal entertainment and is not meant to infringe upon any intellectual property rights. This blog isn’t here to impersonate any real person or entity and I claim no ownership of any franchise present here nor any association with the actual owners of said properties.
My portrayal is not based entirely on any one incarnation of Selina. I take things from various sources. My portrayal is mixed canon and headcanon based, but my primary inspirations are Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman, recent Catwoman solo runs, and the Under the Moon graphic novel. I do also loosely take inspiration from Zoe Kravitz's Selina, mostly as Selina's "Year One" as Catwoman.
Please do not steal from me. I will cry. Don’t take my headcanons, graphics, or anything I have personally developed whether it is related to a fandom or not. If there’s something I’ve done that you like and want to incorporate into your own worldbuilding, you can ask me about it, and whenever I do give you something, please credit me. I’ve been stolen from more times than I can count on other blogs, and my tolerance for it is nonexistent at this point.
This blog is multifandom/multiverse af. Give me ALL the AUs and crossovers yes please. You CAN specifically reference my Selina and events in our threads in your other threads and headcanons if you want, provided we have established interactions between our muses. I love shared universes, and I think it's super neat.
This blog is heavily affiliated with @punishcrime. If Bruce Wayne / Batman is referenced in a thread, Selina is referring specifically to Claudia's Bruce.
MAINS & SHIPPING
I am open to mains. I am tentatively open to exclusivity, but only if we mesh well enough IC and OOC. I accept up to two mains for each canon character (three under special circumstances). If you want to be mains, feel free to come talk to me about it.
Shipping isn't really a priority here, but I'm open to it. I like having cool dynamics to work with, and they don't always have to be romantic. Nothing inspires me more than having a baseline dynamic to work off of, so I highly encourage you to come chat with me about how our muses will mesh just to establish something!
Selina is naturally flirtatious, but that doesn't automatically equate interest. It's just part of who she is, and she often uses flirtation to get what she wants. If she flirts with your muse, it's not me trying to force a ship, and you definitely should not trust her intentions.
There may be sexual content on this blog from time to time, headcanons or smut. It's not the focus of this blog, but Selina is a grown woman comfortable in her sexuality, so things may be discussed or written. Everything will be tagged as "spicycontent tw" because tumblr has the worst tagging system.
TRIGGERING CONTENT
As mentioned, this blog will contain mature themes and potentially triggering content. I tag triggers as "triggername tw". If you have any specific triggers that you need tagged, you are always welcome to ask me to tag them.
As a side note, it makes me uncomfortable to tag images of people's bodies with anything related to the term "eating disorder", so instead I will tag them as body image tw. Please block that tag if this is one of your triggers because I am not comfortable with tagging those images with the aforementioned terms due to my own experiences with eating disorders.
While most of these aren’t necessarily triggers, I am unnerved by / uncomfortable with the following and would like them tagged:
Animal abuse or deathConspiracy theoriesOOC and IC mentions of substance use (except for alcohol; that doesn't bother me) or getting high. Weed in particular squicks me due to some nasty irl experiences that I'd rather not delve into, but I'm more trusting of friends when it comes to this subject.Things related to a nuclear apocalypse.Anything anti-religious. That being said, there's a difference between being critical of religious institutions (which is perfectly acceptable) and being dismissive or outright hateful towards people of faith. Please note that I will unfollow / will not follow if the latter is a constant OOC recurrence on your blog, even if tagged.
DNI
PERSONAL DNI: It’s a general rule of mine to not interact with people who have been proven to be shitty people or abusers or the people who make excuses for them out of, y’know, basic human decency. Don’t follow me if you actively interact with these people or I will soft block you for my own sanity. If someone's done something egregious enough that I feel the need to mention them by name, it's safe to say that I don't want them near me in any capacity, so please respect that. I don't care if you unfollow me and choose to write with them; you do you. I'm not here to police you, I just want to keep my own space happy and safe. I don't give a fuck who you write with, just keep them out of my space please.
KATHY aka sasorikigai / kathexismania / legendoftheghost / etc. Callout is here. An entire blog dedicated to documenting her behavior is here, because she keeps doing the shame shit over and over again. Kathy emotionally abused me personally. This isn’t some third-perspective encounter like the rest, this is my firsthand experience. Keep. Her. Away. From. Me.
MILES / SATAN aka demonslayvr / zagubionywilk / etc. Here’s a link to a callout that is actually a compilation of callouts regarding this person.
JAY / ARES aka storiesung / storieswrittcn / witcherblooded / makoeycd / etc. Here’s a link to their callout.
INTERACTING
This blog is private and will not be interacting with non-mutuals for the most part. Sorry, but everyone deserves the right to curate their own space. I don't do follow for follow, and I don't always follow back immediately because I'm slow and tumblr eats notifications like I eat strawberries. Give me a week or two.
I'm friendly to canons, original characters, canon-divergent characters, and multimuses!
I probably won't follow back if you do not have a rules page. I am also hesitant to follow if you do not have an about / bio, but I may make exceptions, particularly if I'm already somewhat familiar with your muse or I know you beforehand. Otherwise, please have your rules and about available somewhere I can easily access them on your blog.
I will be pretty selective with who I follow back here mainly because, well, the fandom in general intimidates me and I really want to keep a small, clean dash that's pleasant to be on and filled with people who I actively interact with or like seeing around. If I don't follow back, please don't take that personally.
If we are not mutuals, you may still ask me questions, send in requests for drabbles/edits/headcanons, and interact with non-roleplay posts (but if you reblog something from me please reblog from the source if possible; same reblog rules apply). You may not interact with roleplay related things like reblogging threads, liking starter calls, sending in-character asks, and especially do not interact with posts that explicitly say mutuals only. Also, if we're not mutuals, don't message me asking to roleplay. That just makes it awkward and I won't answer you.
Mature and potentially triggering content will be present. I WILL NOT INTERACT WITH ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS OLD. NO EXCEPTIONS. Don’t lie about your age to me for the sake of interacting. I am in my twenties and am not comfortable interacting with people under 18. Period.
I don’t care how you format so long as I can read it. If you need something changed about my formatting in our interactions for the sake of your accessibility, please tell me and I will happily accommodate you.
The best ways to start an interaction with me are to send an ask, message me to plot, or like a starter call. (I don’t do open starters, so don’t wait for one.) For starter calls, I tend to start with something short, often a one-liner, with the intention of building from there. For asks, you are always welcome to respond to any IC ask of yours that I answered, just move it to a new post if I haven't already.
No godmodding/metagaming/etc. I believe in reasonable power levels and not toning down or beefing up muses just for the sake of being on the same playing field in terms of power.
MULTIS: I love you so much and you're doing great. But please specify your muse (or narrow it down to a couple) when liking a starter call or sending an ask. If you don't know who might work, come talk to me and we can figure something out.
I'm a weenie and won't be interacting with duplicates often if at all unless I know you already. I typically block duplicates on sight. It's nothing personal. I love you and support you 100%, the more love to Selina the better, it's just an anxiety thing. (I do make an exception for multis if you have a tag I can block.)
NOPE
This is a safe space for myself and others. I hate drama, and if you are the type of person that likes to surround yourself in it, I don't want your vibes near me tbh. I don't like callout culture as a whole, I think public empathy gets abused easily and a lot of callouts are superfluous, but I do think that sometimes it is necessary when it comes to exposing abusive, predatory, or otherwise abhorrent behavior. There is definitely a difference between exposing a dangerous or nasty individual and screaming on the dash about personal slights that could have been handled in private, though, so if you do the latter, that's a hard block.
I will NOT tolerate any bullying, passive-aggressive or manipulative behavior, vague-posting, [insert]phobia, ableism, terfism, theft, or any toxic behaviors in general. Anon hate, unsolicited “criticism” and “friendly suggestions” that aren't in good faith will be laughed at and promptly deleted.
While this blog may cover a lot of potentially triggering content, there are certain things that I will not write. I will not actively write inc*st, non/dubcon, child abuse, or animal abuse. Some things may be mentioned as part of a muse’s backstory on rare occasions, but don't spring these things on me in threads out of nowhere. Do not follow or try to interact with me if you actively write r*pe or p*dophilic themes in your threads, if you age up minors for smut, or if you engage in transphobic / homophobic / ableist / racist / misogynistic behaviors OOC.
I'm not here for fandom discourse and controversy around what version of [insert] is superior. Let people enjoy the versions that they want to enjoy. Criticism is a natural and healthy thing when it comes to consuming media, but I'm not here for the "you can't like [x] version of [insert] because [y] is better" attitude. If there's a lot of that on your blog, I only ask that it's tagged properly and that there's no asshole behavior attached to the criticism, then we'll be okay.
FANDOMS: I make exceptions for close friends that I trust, but for the most part, I'm not interesting in interacting with characters from Supernatural, 13 Reasons Why, The Handmaid's Tale, Riverdale, Steven Universe, Attack on Titan, The Umbrella Academy, You, Detroit: Become Human, or Hannibal for personal reasons. (You can ask why. Usually it's because I either don't vibe with these fandoms in a roleplay setting or because the creators did something gross and I don't want to engage with their creations.)
OTHER
If you made it to the bottom of this, wow you're amazing! Thank you for reading my rules! If you haven't picked up on it yet, I'm like a feral potato. I’m obsessed with the color pink. I swear a lot. I'm awkward af, I type "lmao" way too much, and I speak fluent meme. So yeah, besties, I am unfortunately a complete fucking nightmare <3
I'm horrible at communication. My anxiety is severe and is sometimes so bad that I struggle to hold a conversation. I'm not good at approaching first, either. I rarely do it. If we're talking and I just stop or I never initiate, please do not take it as me not wanting to talk to you. You're always more than welcome to poke me at any time without fear of annoying me! I’m just really shitty at talking to people, even if I've known you for a long time.
I have a discord that's available to mutuals upon request. (Sometimes I post info drops but not at a consistent rate tbh.) I mostly use it for OOC chatting / plotting since tumblr IMs break all the time. I don't really rp on discord often, but I'm open to it!
I don't do passwords; I don't have one and I don't send them in. It's an anxiety thing. However, I also know that breaking the ice can be hard sometimes, so if at any time you want to chat or plot but you're shy or don't know what to say, send a cute cat pic to my IM! It doesn't have to be your cat; you can just pick one off of the internet. It makes no difference to me. I love cats, and they are always a good icebreaker!
CREDITS
psds used are Fancy Bitch by tsarinasource and one of my own
STATS
NAME: Selina Marie Kyle
NICKNAME/ALIAS: "Catwoman" ("Catgirl" when she was a teenage pickpocket, then she picked up the "Catwoman" moniker when she returned to crime in her late 20's) ; "Sel" or "Lina" as a nickname
AGE: 46 (presently, varies by verse)
DATE OF BIRTH: October 29th, 1976
GENDER & PRONOUNS: cis woman, she/her
ORIENTATION: bisexual / biromantic
RACE/ETHNICITY: human / caucasian
NATIONALITY: United States
PHYSICAL
HEIGHT: 5’8”
WEIGHT: 146 lbs.
HAIR: naturally blonde, dyed black from time to time; changes often for identity reasons
EYES: blue
SCARS: three across her left wrist, shaped like a cat scratch (self-inflicted in her youth)
PIERCINGS: several in her ears; navel
TATTOOS: none
FACE CLAIM: Michelle Pfeiffer
MENTAL
NEURODIVERGENCES & ACQUIRED CONDITIONS:
PTSDCPTSDMajor Depressive Disorder
FAMILY
PARENTS:
Maria Kyle (mother ; deceased)Carmine Falcone (father ; unaware of her existence)Dernell (step-father ; deceased)
SIBLINGS:
Magdalene "Maggie" Kyle (half sister)
SIGNIFICANT OTHER:
Bruce Wayne (it's complicated ; verse dependent)
OTHERS:
Ojo (former accomplice as teenagers; he taught her parkour)Yang (former accomplice as teenagers; job broker and mastermind behind many heists)Briar Rose (former accomplice as teenagers; a young orphan girl that Selina took in like a sister)Annika (best friend, co-worker and roommate; kidnapped and murdered by Falcone for knowing too much, which prompted Selina to become Catwoman again)
PETS: several cats
OCCUPATION: freelance thief, occasional hero
HOMETOWN: Gotham
CURRENT RESIDENCE: usually Gotham, though she's been known to leave for extended periods of time
LANGUAGES: English, French
TEMPERAMENT
Sanguine-Phlegmatic.
"The Relator."
When the Sanguine and the Phlegmatic natural tendencies are combined, it produces a people-person who is accommodating to the needs of others.
The Sanguine-Phlegmatic needs to be with people most of the time, but some of the time they need to be alone. They are independent minded and can be very stubborn. It is not unusual for them to keep relationships they formed in kindergarten throughout their life-span; they are loyal to their friends.
They possess a casual kind of poise in social situations. People tend to seek them out (even strangers) to share their problems because they are perceived to be approachable and good listeners. Children are easily drawn to them because they feel accepted in their presence. Although doing details and organizational things give them difficulty at times, they are able to do them quite well. They can be great administrators.
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I S F P - A
"The Adventurer."
Adventurers live in a colorful, sensual world, inspired by connections with people and ideas. These personalities take joy in reinterpreting these connections, reinventing and experimenting with both themselves and new perspectives. No other type explores and experiments in this way more. This creates a sense of spontaneity, making Adventurers seem unpredictable, even to their close friends and loved ones.
Despite all this, Adventurers are definitely Introverts, surprising their friends further when they step out of the spotlight to be by themselves to recharge. Just because they are alone though, doesn’t mean people with the Adventurer personality type sit idle – they take this time for introspection, assessing their principles. Rather than dwelling on the past or the future, Adventurers think about who they are. They return from their cloister, transformed.
Adventurers live to find ways to push their passions. Riskier behaviors like gambling and extreme sports are more common with this personality type than with others. Fortunately their attunement to the moment and their environment allows them to do better than most. Adventurers also enjoy connecting with others, and have a certain irresistible charm.
However, if a criticism does get through, it can end poorly. If the comments are more biting and less mature, Adventurer personalities can lose their tempers in spectacular fashion. But living in the moment goes both ways, and once the heightened emotions of an argument cool, Adventurers can usually call the past the past and move on as though it never occurred.
ENNEAGRAM
Type 7 Wing 8.
"The Enthusiast."
Sevens are frequently endowed with quick, agile minds, and can be exceptionally fast learners. This is true both of their ability to absorb information (language, facts, and procedures) and their ability to learn new manual skills—they tend to have excellent mind-body coordination, and manual dexterity (typewriting, piano playing, tennis). All of this can combine to make a Seven into the quintessential "Renaissance person."
Ironically, Sevens' wide-ranging curiosity and ability to learn quickly can also create problems for them. Because they are able to pick up many different skills with relative ease, it becomes more difficult for them to decide what to do with themselves. On a very deep level, Sevens do not feel that they can find what they really want in life. They therefore tend to try everything—and ultimately may even resort to anything as a substitute for what they are really looking for. (“If I can’t have what will really satisfy me, I’ll enjoy myself anyway. I’ll have all kinds of experiences—that way I will not feel bad about not getting what I really want.”)
We can see this in action even in the most trivial areas of their daily lives. Unable to decide whether he wants vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry ice cream, a Seven will want all three flavors—just to be sure that he does not miss out on the “right” choice. While they are scrambling after exciting experiences, the real object of their heart’s desire (their personal Rosebud, as it were) may be so deeply buried in their unconscious that they are never really aware of precisely what it is.
Furthermore, as Sevens speed up their pursuit of whatever seems to offer freedom and satisfaction, they tend to make worse choices, and they are less able to be satisfied because everything is experienced indirectly, through the dense filter of their fast-paced mental activity. The result is that Sevens end up anxious, frustrated, and enraged, with fewer resources available to them physically, emotionally, or financially. They may end up ruining their health, their relationships, and their finances in their search for happiness.
PERSONALITY
POSITIVE TRAITS:
confident
protective
adaptive
cunning
NEUTRAL TRAITS:
irreverent
assertive
aloof
sultry
NEGATIVE TRAITS:
deceptive
cynical
fickle
unpredictable
ASTROLOGY
Scorpio Sun.
When the Sun is found in the mysterious sign of Scorpio, the emphasis is on the subtle and profound. Scorpio is a complex sign with many dimensions of expression. Ruled by the Water element, Scorpios are sensitive individuals. They have an almost compulsive need to face the truth about themselves and the people in their lives.
Scorpio is associated with desire, sexuality and release. It also relates to the psychological motivations which underpin human behavior. Through confrontation with their own and other people’s true nature, those with the Sun in Scorpio tend to experience life lessons that acquaint them with the depth of what it means to be human. This insight gives them the opportunity to offer a truly compassionate understanding of human nature to those who can benefit from it most.
Scorpio also governs matters to do with life, death, transformation, intimacy, relationships, destruction, renewal and regeneration. This sign rules crisis situations, life and death decisions and emergency services. This sign is also associated with hidden matters such as magic and the occult, as well as depth psychology, forensics, criminology, mafia and any study of unconscious forces. Those born with the Sun in Scorpio often have an uncanny knack for sensing the subtle or hidden undercurrents in a situations. They respond in ways that bring hidden dimensions to light.
Leo Moon.
With the Moon in the dramatic, generous and fun-loving sign of Leo, you are likely to have an innate need to approach life from a place of fun, passion and creative self-expression. Leo is a Fire sign, and so pertains to spirit and inspiration. On an emotional level, you are likely to be warm, generous and innately confident.
Leo is also a Fixed sign, implying constancy and perseverance. When you love, you love intensely. Moon in Leo can be counted on for your loyalty and level of support. Fire signs are known for an abundance of energy, and you may be ever ready to shine this abundance of emotional warmth toward those you hold near and dear.
The sign of Leo is ruled by the Sun, and associated with royalty. Thus, your emotions are likely to possess this solar quality, radiating to those you feel benevolent toward, and perhaps striking out fiercely against those who have lost your favor. With the Moon in Leo, you are likely to have an innate sense of dignity, and will expect a certain level of treatment and respect from others.
As a sign of royalty, you may have fairly lavish tastes, and will feel most comfortable when surrounded by people and situations you feel reflect your inner image of yourself.
Sagittarius Ascendant.
Born with Sagittarius on your Ascendant (or Rising) you are likely to experience your life as a quest, challenge or search for adventure where the prize you seek is meaning. Self-awareness comes about through expanding your horizons – at either physical, mental or spiritual levels. You are likely to approach new experiences with a sense of optimism and hope – an expectation of success.
The dynamic, fiery qualities of this rising sign need to be directed toward reconciling some of the metaphysical and philosophical quandaries of life. When your Ascendant is Sagittarius, every situation can be viewed as an opportunity to learn. You are likely to feel a sense of restlessness and need to have the freedom to roam, explore horizons and see how far you can go. This might happen at physical, mental or spiritual levels. At times, your life could feel like a pilgrimage, where the need to find the holy grail of your own “truth” is paramount. A way to express this approach might be – “I see the goal; I reach the goal, and then I see another”.
HEADCANON | VERSE | CONTENT WARNINGS |
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DANIEL LARUSSO, TERRY SILVER & LEAVING COBRA KAI | MAIN | ABUSE, VIOLENCE, MANIPULATION OF CHILDREN |
Interactions with Claudia's Daniel @teachbalance and Robby @princekarate and Courtney's Hawk @mercyfought can be considered as part of my blog canon. These three are very important to how I write Tory, and these dynamics will always be in play.
MAINS = The main portrayal of a muse I write with. I will accept up to two mains of a single muse. (Three under special circumstances.)
EXCLUSIVES = The only portrayal of a muse I will write with here.
VERSE EXCLUSIVE = Will only write with that person's portrayal of that muse in a particular verse or fandom. Usually used for canon muses based in an AU outside of their original fandom, or muses with a shared verse.